merci pour le venin.

Reblogged from onnegle

bakerstreetmarauder:

If someone tells you a racist, sexist or homophobic joke, don’t get mad at them. Just tell them you don’t get it. Keep telling them you don’t get it until they are forced to explain why women/minorities/homosexuals are stupid/etc.

Then just walk away.

Reblogged from onnegle

seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

Reblogged from kathlovescoke

roughrimjob:

I feel really shitty and useless but at the same time I’m still perfect and better than anyone

Reblogged from onnegle

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

(Source: homobeans)

Reblogged from agent-pond

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

Reblogged from onnegle

vriksaserket:

vriksaserket:

i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly

(Source: rnilkbreath)